Aaron I am glad that you and the commitee have decided to consider my request. I do have a certain amount of leverage being wired from my SWISS bank account to your commitee's funds.Also though if you don't mind I believe that you misspelled the word lose a few times in your post. being at such a high polictical rank i understand that the meer petty bother of correct grammar is of no cocern to you iI just thought you might like to take it into consideration.(or get one of your underlings to spelll check it for you.) Further more I would like to wish you happy huntings and enjoy your week and " May we all enjoy our lives and activities whatever the heck they may be and be sure to not get mad just get even." Quote Hunskiez october 13, 2008.
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"Swiss Bank Account"? ha, I just checked our records and it appears that you had an overdraft on your account for the exact amount that we had agreed upon, so loose-n your wallet a little.
And, I am sure that all of the misspellings in this article are to mock the very existence and importance of the ever so coveted Brother's Blog.
You have shown that you will lose interest and your brain will become loose in regards to the contents of the Brother’s Blog. Now you know why we have committees.
I also had Carl from the editorial department confront your accusations of the aforementioned misspellings and he assured me that loose is a word I have included the examples he gave me below:
1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.
2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.
3. uncombined, as a chemical element.
4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.
5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms.
6. available for disposal; unused; unappropriated: loose funds.
7. lacking in reticence or power of restraint: a loose tongue.
8. lax, as the bowels.
9. lacking moral restraint or integrity; notorious for his loose character.
10. sexually promiscuous or immoral; unchaste.
11. not firm, taut, or rigid: a loose tooth; a loose rein.
12. relaxed or limber in nature: He runs with a loose, open stride.
13. not fitting closely or tightly: a loose sweater.
14. not close or compact in structure or arrangement; having spaces between the parts; open: a loose weave.
15. having few restraining factors between associated constituents and allowing ample freedom for independent action: a loose federation of city-states.
16. not cohering: loose sand.
17. not strict, exact, or precise: a loose interpretation of the law.
18. Sports.
a. having the players on a team positioned at fairly wide intervals, as in a football formation.
b. (of a ball, hockey puck, etc.) not in the possession of either team; out of player control.
–adverb
19. in a loose manner; loosely (usually used in combination): loose-flowing.
–verb (used with object)
20. to let loose; free from bonds or restraint.
21. to release, as from constraint, obligation, or penalty.
22. Chiefly Nautical. to set free from fastening or attachment: to loose a boat from its moorings.
23. to unfasten, undo, or untie, as a bond, fetter, or knot.
24. to shoot; discharge; let fly: to loose missiles at the invaders.
25. to make less tight; slacken or relax.
26. to render less firmly fixed; lessen an attachment; loosen.
–verb (used without object)
27. to let go a hold.
28. to hoist anchor; get under way.
29. to shoot or let fly an arrow, bullet, etc. (often fol. by off): to loose off at a flock of ducks.
30. Obsolete. to become loose; loosen.
—Idioms
31. break loose, to free oneself; escape: The convicts broke loose.
32. cast loose,
a. to loosen or unfasten, as a ship from a mooring.
b. to send forth; set adrift or free: He was cast loose at an early age to make his own way in the world.
33. cut loose,
a. to release from domination or control.
b. to become free, independent, etc.
c. to revel without restraint: After the rodeo they headed into town to cut loose.
34. hang or stay loose, Slang. to remain relaxed and unperturbed.
35. let loose,
a. to free or become free.
b. to yield; give way: The guardrail let loose and we very nearly plunged over the edge.
36. on the loose,
a. free; unconfined, as, esp., an escaped convict or circus animal.
b. behaving in an unrestrained or dissolute way: a bachelor on the loose.
37. turn loose, to release or free, as from confinement: The teacher turned the children loose after the class.
For that I would like to give you some examples of words that just have not quite made it to the dictionary.
They are; commitee, commitee’s, polictical, i, meer, cocern iI, spelll, huntings.
This quote taken without permission from Hunskiez Blog reads:
“Aaron I am glad that you and the commitee have decided to consider my request. I do have a certain amount of leverage being wired from my SWISS bank account to your commitee's funds.Also though if you don't mind I believe that you misspelled the word lose a few times in your post. being at such a high polictical rank i understand that the meer petty bother of correct grammar is of no cocern to you iI just thought you might like to take it into consideration.(or get one of your underlings to spelll check it for you.) Further more I would like to wish you happy huntings and enjoy your week and " May we all enjoy our lives and activities whatever the heck they may be and be sure to not get mad just get even." Quote Hunskiez october 13, 2008.”
“Touche” That’s French for touché:
As used in the English language also as an interjection as well as in French.
1. Fencing. (an expression used to indicate a hit or touch.)
2.(an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder.)
Number 7. Blah,………….I’m stupid.
Wow! Some of these comments are getting pretty ridiculous, don't you think? I won't name names.
But Hunter I have to agree with you mother and say that you are excellent with words. Honestly you are gifted. You have got to try to get into AP English next year. OH Huntie I'm so proud!
Ahhh,
Tenaciuos D I see,
and a bit of K.G.
Now you shall be,
he,
That understands me
when I sing with glee
the words "a rigadoo doo, a rigadoo doo, and a twee deedle dee".
That's me,
Dr. E.
Hunter,
I just wanted to let you know that I have confronted the board about your request and it is currently pending.
Keep the faith man.
I will let you know as soon as any new information arrives.
Your double dose of e-help.
Dr. E.
Dear Sir,
From the office of Dr. E. we are pleased to inform you that an invitation has been sent to your personal email regarding your admission into the Brother's Blog.
Our office would also like to inform you of the big step you are about to partake in accepting this invitation. As always we caution every applicant to seriously consider the repercussions that may come about in the unlikely event that the information contained in the above mentioned Blog ever be leaked to outside entities.
Should you ever wish to retract your entry into the Brother's Blog you may do so in two ways. First you may simply refrain from visiting the site or second you may submit the official form R-119 through the proper chain of command and your submission will be retracted.
Thank you for your interest and good luck.
Sincerely,
The Office of Dr. E.
Remember to whom you answer...It may not be today it may not be tomorrow it may not be the next day, it may not even be next week or next month or next year or the year after, for that matter it may not even be in five or ten years... just remember, remember remember.... oh now I've forgotten what I was saying
Your mom, isn't she cleaver?
she might be the cleaverest in all the land.
so cleaver, cleaver, cleaver.
D-Nut.
P.S. see the word cleaver was used instead of clever to make one think that I might have a speech impediment. When in actuality, I no the difference and purposely put the wrong word in to seem somewhat of a numbskull nature. Bad spellers of the world untie!
H,
I two have bean curssed with wat D-nut was talcking a bought. I sometimes lie awake at knight and dream of stories were I am a marter of sorts.
I jest wish that we can sea twogether the inportance of skooling. It molds the mentalities of younger learnist into studients of a hyer wranking.
Or something.
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